A Twist


For most of my blog entries, I put a lot of time and effort into each creation, working hard to connect with my reader and trying to bring a little levity to an otherwise “stale” subject matter.  However, as most of you may have figured out by now, I am no master of the English language and writing/grammar has never been one of my strong points.

As we enter into the holiday season, I have many recipes I want to share with you.  In the past, I have tried to post new recipe blogs every 7 to 10 days, with most of the time span being the result of creating a good lie and/or story to highlight a great recipe.  With the eating season upon us, my “twist” is to post recipes more often, with the emphasis being more about the recipes and less about the connection.  As much as I would like to keep you entertained, I don’t have a strong enough liver or enough bullschit to keep up with this aggressive plan.  So sit back, put on that apron and hope you enjoy the change.

Holidays are a time for sharing and a time to make lasting memories.  Some of my fondest memories are holidays at Grand Lake O’ The Cherokees, surround by friends and family.  As with most Lake memories, food and beverage played a vital role.  From White Trash Hors d’ Oeuvres1 to Welch’s Holiday Beef Tenderloin, food was ever plentiful and always taste better at the Lake. 

As its name might suggest, White Trash Hors d’ Oeuvres are less about appearance and more about taste.  Without fail, they are the first to go at any holiday gathering, though few will actually admit to liking them.  I assure you, it has nothing to do with the taste, for they are one of the most delightful holiday treats around.  No, it’s about perception; it’s about trying to be something you aren’t.  Admit it or not, deep down, we all have a little “white trash” in us; some just have the courage to embrace it.

White Trash Hors d’ Oeuvres

1  cheap canned biscuits

1  package Li’l Smokies

Preheat oven to recommended temperature on canned biscuits.  Next quarter the biscuits (use halves if you prefer a little more bread) and around a Li’l Smokie.  Place wraps on a non-stick cookie sheet and baked for approximately 8 minutes.  Once golden bread, remove and let cool.

Aunt Lynne’s Hot Mustard

1c  Coleman’s Dry English Mustard

1c  malt vinegar

1c  sugar

3  eggs

The night before, combine mustard and malt vinegar in a glass bowl and refrigerate overnight.  After allowing the mustard mixture to sit overnight, combine mixture and remaining ingredients in a double boiler, place over medium heat and stir constantly until thickened.  Let cool and serve with Hors d’Oeuvres.  

Special Note:  This recipe comes from an amazing book written by Mary Ann Hille, called Ruby The Rowboat, Stinkbait, And Other Fishy Stories.  It is a memoir about her husband Joe Bob and the influence he and everyone else from Boat & Bottle Cove had on all of our lives.  We are truly blessed to have lived these experiences and are better people today because of Joe Bob.  

For your holiday treats and accoutrements, check us out at www.schitbird.com

Advertisements

About TheTwistedEpicurean

Culinary BullSchit Artist View all posts by TheTwistedEpicurean

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: