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Our Beer B Que sauces and unique seasoning blends have been perfected over long hours in the kitchen and many, many beers…

Poon Tang East Side – 12 fl. oz.

Wet Your Meat With A Little Poon Tang

A super tangy East Carolina style Beer B Que sauce with a hint of spicy mustard. Guaranteed to make your mouth water just thinking about it. Goes great with Pork, Beef, Yard Bird and the ever elusive Bearded Clam!

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Poon Tang West Side – 12 fl. oz.

Wet Your Meat With A Little Poon Tang

Unlike the East Carolina style Beer B Que sauce, Poon Tang West Side is a tangy vinegar based Beer B Que sauce with a hint of spicy tomato.  Guaranteed to make your mouth water just thinking about it. Like its East Side cousin, West Side goes great with Pork, Beef, Yard Bird and the ever elusive Bearded Clam!

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Red Ass – 12 fl. oz.

Good Cast Of The Red Ass

Kansas City Style Beer B Que sauce with a real kick.   Unlike competing sauces, Red Ass has just the right blend of spice and heat, sure to give you a good case of the “red ass”.  Red Ass goes great with Pork, Beef, Chicken Wild Game and Fries.

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Rat Bastard – 12 fl. oz.

The ugly step sister to Red Ass, only not so fiery.  Rat Bastard is Kansas City Style Beer B Que sauce with hints of sweet and spice.   If your pussé hurts or your skirt is too tight, Rat Bastard is designed just for you.  Goes great with Pork, Beef, Chicken, Wild Game and Fries.

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Sweet Tits – 12 fl. oz.

Honey Hush

Sweet Tits Honey Chipotle Beer B Que sauce is just the right blend of sweet and spice.  The wife, the squids, the neighbor hussy, all makes and models will enjoy this sauce.  Goes great with “meats” of all kind.

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Coon Poon – 12 fl. oz.

Cajun Style Beer B Que sauce.   If you like garlic, you have got to try this.  Unlike any other sauce you have tried, Coon Poon has an amazing garlic taste that goes great with Pork, Beef, Chicken Wild Game.

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The Good Schit – Net. Wt. 2.3 oz.
A unique blend of Mediterranean herbs and spices that enhance and flavor all sorts of white meat.  Great spice for grill’n, smok’n and bake’n!

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Damn Strate – Net. Wt. 2.3 oz.

Beer Good, Water Bad!

A special blend of paprika, thyme, rosemary and other spices that compliment all meats and vegetables.  Perfect on the grill, in the oven or any other cooking vessel!

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  Hell Bitch Cajun Seasoning – Net. Wt. 2.3 oz.

Someone, Somewhere Is Sick Of Her Schit

Our version of a classic cajun seasoning blend.  Just the right blend of heat and spice, with a hint of sweetness.  Great spice for beef, pork, chicken and vegetables.

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Otis & Oskie Wild Game Seasoning – Net. Wt. 2.3 oz.

20 Minute Hunt, All Day Drunk

Otis & Oskie is a special blend of spices and seasonings that enhance and compliment the natural flavor of wild game.  Perfect on the grill, in the smoker or any other way you may cook your game!  Guaranteed to make even the non-hunter enjoy the fruits of your labor.

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Thunder Tits – Net. Wt. 2.3 oz.

The perfect steak seasoning.  Special blend of spices and seasonings compliments the flavor profiles in beef and will make any steak taste like it has come from the finest of steak house.  Trust your meat to nothing else!

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Casa de Hore – Net. Wt. 2.3 oz.

Our unique chili powder that has just the right blend of heat and spice.

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