Vacation Todd is very different than At Home Todd. Vacation Todd wakes up, grabs a beer, pours it over his “cereal flakes” and then heads out for a full day of drinking, socializing and just having a good time. Unfortunately for those who accompany me or happen to be around me, Evening Vacation Todd can be a little hard to bear. You can pretty much count on one of two outcomes: passing out before dinner or those around wishing I had passed out before dinner.
After years of observations, Siete had decided enough was enough and implemented a new plan of action on our recent trip to Mexico. For the sake of the family and the sake of our marriage, Vacation Todd was only going to be allowed to stay for the first few days of our Forced Family Fun. Regardless of how things were going or how much longer the rest of the family might be staying, Vacation Todd would be leaving around day 4 or 5.
In her mind, this was a well conceived plan. A plan that allowed me to have fun and enjoy vacationing with the family, but a length of time that wasn’t too long for me to piss everyone off……Riiiiiiiiight! Much to her displeasure, she under estimated my abilities.